Toxtricity.

0:00There are two kinds of angry people.

0:03The ones who get loud.

0:06And the ones who go quiet.

0:09And somehow, Pokémon built a monster that knows the difference.

0:12Meet Toxtricity.

0:15Punk rock lizard, two completely separate forms — and which one you get isn't random.

0:18It depends entirely on your personality when you were a baby.

0:21No, seriously.

0:24In-game, Toxtricity's pre-evolution is called Toxel.

0:27And whatever personality Toxel has as a child — that's what decides which adult it becomes.

0:30You don't choose.

0:33It's already done by the time you grow up.

0:36If the Toxel is brave, jolly, naughty — any of the loud personalities — it evolves into Amped Form.

0:39Yellow, slouched, plays a guitar.

0:42The Pokédex says it's short-tempered, extremely confident, and it attacks anything that makes eye contact with it.

0:45Loud anger.

0:48The kind you see coming from across the room.

0:51But if the Toxel is gentle, calm, quiet, timid — it evolves into Low Key Form.

0:54Blue, upright, plays a bass.

0:57And the Pokédex describes this one, word for word, as dismissive of others and looking down on anyone who would challenge it.

1:00Not loud.

1:03Cold.

1:06Quiet anger.

1:09The kind that makes you feel small without ever raising its voice.

1:12Same Pokémon.

1:15Same 15,000 volts.

1:18Two completely different ways of wearing rage.

1:21And if you're being honest with yourself, you already know which one you are.

1:24And you probably figured that out way before you were old enough to know you'd figured it out.

1:27The kids who got loud when they were angry were usually the kids who were allowed to be angry.

1:30The ones who went quiet learned early it wasn't safe to be either.

1:33Which Toxtricity are you?

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