Sobble.
When scared, this Pokémon cries. Its tears pack the chemical punch of 100 onions, and attackers won’t be able to resist weeping.
Transcript
0:00What if I told you there is a reason so many anxious kids took one look at the crybaby Pokémon and went, yeah, that is me.
0:03When Sobble came out, people did not pick it because it was strong, or cool, or going to carry them through the game.
0:06They picked it because it was nervous and jumpy and cried at basically everything, and it hit a little too close to home.
0:08Here is what Sobble is actually dealing with.
0:11It feels things way too hard.
0:14Its tears are so strong that they get into the air and make everyone around it start crying too.
0:17So it cannot really break down in front of anyone without wrecking the whole room.
0:20It learned to bottle it.
0:23And when it cannot bottle it anymore, it turns invisible and vanishes, so it can fall apart somewhere it is not bothering anybody.
0:25The kid who cried too easy.
0:28The one who slips out of the room when things get to be a lot.
0:31The one who got told they were too sensitive their whole life.
0:34And everybody figured that was a phase.
0:37Something it would toughen up and grow out of.
0:39INTELEON It did not grow out of it.
0:42Sobble grows up into Inteleon.
0:45And Inteleon is not some cold, shut-down version of it.
0:48It did not go numb.
0:51Inteleon is a sniper.
0:53It catches the smallest shift in a room, it clocks what is about to happen before anyone else does, and it does not miss.
0:56And every bit of that came from being the little guy who felt everything too much.
0:59The feeling never went anywhere.
1:02It just finally learned how to aim it.
1:05Sobble was never too sensitive.
1:08It was picking up on everything long before anyone thought that was worth a thing.
1:10The exact stuff people kept telling it to grow out of is what ended up making it lethal.
1:13So if you saw yourself in that crybaby, be honest about where you are right now.
1:16Still Sobble, hiding the tears.
1:19Drizzile, stuck in the messy middle, still figuring out what all this feeling is even for.
1:22Or did you already find out you were an Inteleon the whole time.
1:24So say it out loud and proud in the comments.
1:27Because lets be real, you definitely already know which one you are!
Special firepower at 70.
Sobble's base stat total is 310. The shape of a stat spread tells you everything about a Pokémon's role. Tanks lean defense, sweepers lean speed and attack.