Bidoof.
With nerves of steel, nothing can perturb it. It is more agile and active than it appears.
Transcript
0:00What if I told you that you once hired an employee, gave it every job you hated, paid it nothing, and left it in a box before the ending.
0:03And when researchers finally studied it, they found out it never minded, not even once.
0:07This is Bidoof, and you know exactly what you did.
0:10Somewhere around the second route of Sinnoh, you caught one, because it was there and the ball was cheap.
0:14You probably even named it something you'd be embarrassed to say at its funeral.
0:17And then you handed it the worst jobs in the entire game.
0:21Cut the trees.
0:24Smash the rocks.
0:28Push the boulders.
0:31The moves nobody wanted, because back then once a Pokémon learned them, they were difficult to get removed, so putting them on your real team meant ruining a champion.
0:35So they went on the beaver....
0:38ALL of them!
0:42Every gym, every cave, every blocked path in the region, you reached for the same round little employee, watched it clear the way for the heroes, and returned it to its ball before the actual fight started.
0:45It never battled anything that mattered.
0:48It never made the Hall of Fame photo.
0:52When the credits rolled, it was in a box, holding a moveset nobody would wish on anything, with a name like Doofus or Beans.
0:55And here's the receipt the games left behind.
0:59Its Pokédex says Bidoof has nerves of steel, and that nothing can perturb it.
1:02Now read that as its performance review.
1:06It KNEW the job was beneath its effort.
1:09It cleared your whole path anyway, without one complaint, and the entire fandom eventually admitted what it was, even the remakes acknowledged it.
1:13The most important team member you had was the one you never once called important.
1:16It carried your whole journey, and it never made the photo.
1:20So the debt comes due in the comments today.
1:23Say its name, the actual name you gave your Bidoof, because the roll call is the memorial it never got.
1:27Then say the job it did most, and if you're feeling honest, say where it was when your credits rolled.
An absolute unit of HP at 59.
Bidoof's base stat total is 250. The shape of a stat spread tells you everything about a Pokémon's role. Tanks lean defense, sweepers lean speed and attack.