Cramorant.
It’s so strong that it can knock out some opponents in a single hit, but it also may forget what it’s battling midfight.
Transcript
0:00What if I told you that you are still mad at somebody from years ago, and there's a seabird in Galar that can't stay mad for the length of one fight.
0:03The games only ever made one Pokémon like it, and its entry might describe the best life in the entire Pokédex.
0:07This is Cramorant, and the first half of its entry is normal.
0:10It's strong.
0:14Really strong, the games say it can knock some opponents out with a single hit.
0:17Then the entry finishes the sentence.
0:21It may forget what it's battling.
0:24Not after the fight...
0:28During it!
0:31This bird can be mid-battle, wings out, fully committed, and the reason for all of it just leaves.
0:35Who started this, what the argument was, why it's angry, gone, sometimes while the other Pokémon is still standing there.
0:38And Cramorant looks around at the water, and the sky, and gets on with its day.
0:42Somebody can wrong it, sure, but ten minutes later, as far as Cramorant is concerned, nobody has ever wronged it in its life.
0:45The fandom calls it a birdbrain for this, and again sure, that's fair.
0:48But think about what you were doing in the shower last Tuesday, re-fighting an argument from 2016, winning it this time.
0:52Cramorant has never done that once.
0:55Whatever happened to it yesterday just isn't here today.
0:59Nothing gets to hurt it twice.
1:02But maybe your grudge isn't a funny one.
1:06Maybe it's been ten years, and being angry at that person has gone on so long it just feels like part of who you are now.
1:09Maybe the person you're angry at isn't even alive anymore, and you know, somewhere in you, that staying angry at them is the only relationship the two of you have left.
1:13If that's yours, this video isn't asking you to drop it.
1:16Cramorant is just proof that it's possible to set something down and still be okay.
1:20So, the comments.
1:23Oldest grudge you're still holding, year included, that's the rule.
1:27The petty ones are welcome, the kid who stole your holographic Charizard deserves to be named.
Special bulk leads the way at 95.
Cramorant's base stat total is 475. The shape of a stat spread tells you everything about a Pokémon's role. Tanks lean defense, sweepers lean speed and attack.